By near and dear, I hope the bane of his existence was implied... and a source of real contention between him and the HOA could be read between the weeds. It's very difficult to keep up with and gets out of control in a nano second. Here was the solution he proposed.
Chad: Hey babe.... I've got an idea.. it's kind of extreme, but I think it'll fix the flower bed problem.
Me: Ok.....
Chad: Now, stay with me.... tear up the whole thing--
Me: --Seriously.... are you being serious or joking?
Chad: Just listen... Tear it up, get all the bushes out.... and put in a Japanese Zen Garden.....you could do like designs in it... it's really peaceful.
Me: I can't look at you.
Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteChad is hands down the biggest noob I've ever met. And I love it
ReplyDeleteBrandan used to want a rock yard. Front and back- all rocks. We don't live in the desert...
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